Supermac’s Fastfood Restaurant (Pat McDonagh), Galway, Ireland.

The security perverts will view as your bowels and bladders are evacuated

Supermac’s fast-food restaurant and one of the locals doing what’s usual.

Pat McDonagh had a problem in his Supermac’s restaurant in Galway with a high number of locals who happened to be slipping and hurting themselves on his toilet’s wet floors. Of course, after sustaining injury in his premises they’d take legal action in hope of getting compensated.

It turned out, though, that a lot of the injured parties had spilled the water and urine on the floor themselves. Sometimes the Galway natives would cup their hands under a tap and splash the resulting water on the floor and subsequently slip on it. If the wash-hand basin area was too busy for them to do this they’d go in the cubicle and urinate on the floor so that it would run out under the door – both males and females are know to have done this. Either way they’d get the floor slippery and then fall on it, injure themselves and seek monetary reward.

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Pat (Paddy) McDonagh who is the mastermind behind Supermac’s.

Remember that for the CCTV in Supermac’s toilets to be any good they’d have to be covering the cubicles. So when you’re taking a crap or a pee on the toilet bowl in this Oirish fast-food outlet you’re very probably being filmed by a hidden camera – which makes it all the more voyeuristic for any slackjawed security personnel who enjoy wanking while viewing such scenes.

McDonagh, after being sued numerous times, eventually figured out how the litigant’s were bringing about their injuries. And it’d be thought that he could quite easily have counteracted people throwing water on his floors by hiring a toilet attendant. The Galway native is rather dirty in any circumstances and the toilets would usually be filthy without someone purposefully soiling them in order to gain compensation. So an attendant would serve two very good purposes: they’d make it almost impossible for people to illegally make the floor slippery and, as a sideline, they could keep the toilets at a First World cleanliness.

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Galway natives are lowbrow and capable of anything.

Generally in the rest of the world there’s no big deal about toilet attendants, or at least members of the general staff who are detailed to keep the toilets clean. But Galway isn’t the rest of the world and Supermac’s owner isn’t your average caucasian. Instead of hiring a toilet attendant which would cost him little more than peanuts McDonagh decided to install CCTV in the Ladies and Gents toilets.

After the CCTV was installed rumors began circulating around Galway about security personnel in Supermacs masturbating while watching customers use the lavatories. And believe me, if you're acquainted with Galway you’ll be aware of the type of slackjawed bastard that will be found doing security around the city. Go near any pub or restaurant here and you’ll be immediately confronted with an imbecilic arsehole who’ll have the mental capacity of a dead sheep. So it’s not hard to believe that the security personnel in Supermacs would be stood in front of a CCTV monitor with their hands down their trousers wanking themselves.

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McDonagh doesn’t put value on having clean toilets.

To counter these rumours McDonagh phoned an Irish radio chat show and cried and whinged about how much the fraudulently injured parties had cost him. And it being Ireland the obsequitous chat show host never suggested that attendants might have been a better option than CCTV – perhaps the host, like McDonagh, was just too thick to realise an attendant would be ultimately cheaper than CCTV.

Paddy McDonagh has CCTV in the toilets of all his Supermac outlets around Ireland. So if you can stomach the chicken that seems to be fried in crude oil, or the Papa John’s pizza that the slackjawed employees might spit on before serving, you’ll also probably have a weirdo staring at your crotch and masturbating while you evacuate your bowels.

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The real reason McDonagh put CCTV in his restaurant’s toilets is that he wanted revenge. It wouldn’t have been enough for this Galway arsehole to simply stop the people who were defrauding him; he also wanted to childishly get his own back. He’d have been hoping to film the perpetrators throwing water or urine on his floors and to get them charged with a crime; and also to get some of his payouts returned, albeit, this would be like getting blood from a turnip.

But that he’ll trample on his customer’s rights and dignity in attempt to get revenge means he’s a lowbrow arsehole. Which in turn explains why the only thing that’s really fast about his food is the quickness with which it leaves you spraying diarrhoea from your rectum; and why his staff are usually ludicrously vulgar and aggressive morons.

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