Told her: “ah, so you're deaf as well as stupid and ugly”.
Imperial Hotel, Galway. |
Through spraying spittle and swiveling eyes she told us that there were rooms available; as if we were utterly stupid to even enquire as to whether or not they had vacancies – imagine someone on safari, with a hyena clamped onto their groin, asking where all the animals were!
When we asked about car parking her slackjawed mouth sagged further open and, with an air of smug condescension, she told us: “Galway city is full of car parks”. I replied: “Oh I see, there’s lots of car parks in Galway,” and then emphatically adding, “but does the fucking hotel have car-fucking-parking facilities for its fucking guests?” On hearing this her blotchy face went even more crimson and her body started to jerk like someone had shoved a short-circuited 220 Volt 12-inch vibrator up the wrong orifice.
Brendan Fevola, Australian footballer, doesn’t do idiots – apart from strangling them. |
An Australian gentleman, Brendan Fevola, lost-the-rag with a moronic barman, Paul Murray, in this hotel and made attempt to throttle him – after our encounter with the receptionist we can totally understand his actions. Luckily for Mr Fevola, common-sense prevailed and he received a slap-on-his-wrist as chastisement. Fevola’s superiors were probably aware of the type of inbred arseholes he’d have had to endure in Galway.
There’s absolutely nothing positive that can be said about this hotel – or, for that matter, inbred Galway. The staff are so nauseatingly vulgar that’d you’d assume they’re sourced from the local mental health asylum. To partake of the hotel’s carvery or bar is to undergo a ritual of coarseness that Caligula wouldn’t tolerate in his jesters – the type of aggressive unstable loon that you’d expect to find serving food and drink in the 18 century Bastille.
Galwegians will tie up any type of crap and try selling it as meat. |
Aoiffe Madden, Ireland’s most famous bulging eyes. |
On hearing this the meat carver’s mouth, as if in slow motion, started to open and close but no sound emerged; and his eyes seemed as if they’d pop out on the floor – his eyeballs bulged out far enough to take on the size of two golf balls. Fearing he’d throw a knife or utensil at us we quickly pushed the plates of slop down the rails towards the till. When we reached it we asked the simpleminded cashier if we’d have to pay full charge for the bits of beefy carn and disgustingly sloopy veg we’d been given.
I’ll admit that our description of the meals wasn’t very diplomatic but diplomacy isn’t something that’s done in Galway; when dealing with these arseholes you put tact into storage – and if you stay around them long enough you’ll eventually go insane and, like Fevola, start choking them.
The Picts first response to upset is pop-out-eyes. |
Nothing is dumped if the Galway arsehole thinks some idiot will buy it. |
I’ve even heard it said that leftovers taken back from tables in Galway is repotted and dished back out to those coming after. This I’d have no problem believing; these people are a subspecies, thick bastards with a chip on their shoulders who’d do anything to put others down, including feeding them shit.
Below is screenshots from various posts on TripAdvisor.com that show other reviews of Imperial Hotel, Galway:
Odhrán G
This review by Odhrán G tells it all. “Staff were awful,” is a typical sentiment from people unfortunate enough to spend time in Galway. What’s also interesting about this review is that a manager showed themselves to be every bit as vulgar and coarse as the uncouth staff member. That’s what you’ll find in Galway, you’ll walk into a pub, restaurant, hotel or shop and be immediately greeted by a complete arsehole; and if you ask to see the owner or manager you’ll find that they are just as ignorant and imbecilic.
Sinead Galvin
Here, Sinead Galvin, gives verification of the aggressive and rude receptionist. And she also tells of a waitress demanding that guests hurry up and leave. The problem with Galway is that even if they did try to hire civil and normal staff they simply wouldn’t be able to find them. Most of the population in this part of Ireland suffer some type of mental dysfunction; and any outsiders who try living there soon get pissed-off and leave.
Mature Couple
This Mature Couple have also found the staff to be very rude and wouldn’t frequent this hotel again. But rudeness and coarseness is what the natives in Galway are. Centuries of breeding with cousins means they're diminutive, dumb and aggressive. This is why they’ll feed you other people’s leftovers and how a human body could remain in a fish suppliers' freezer for almost a decade.
Venere Guest
Italian, Venere Guest, couldn’t resist relating her disgust at this hotel. Obviously s/he had issues with car parking; when they enquired they were probably sanctimoniously told about all the car-parks that were within 10 kilometers.
Gerry Fagin, Cork, Ireland?
If I were to post a review for the Imperial Hotel on TripAdvisor.com this is what it probably would be like.
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1It’s very easy to upset the inbred Oirish Picts; their first reaction to an unfavourable comment or action is for their eyes to bulge outwards like a bullfrog’s. Aoiffe Madden (pic above) clearly shows this mongrel trait: it’s a characteristic that’s also ubiquitous with the Irish Travelling community (gypsies). When the Oirish gypsies get annoyed their eyes also bulge out of their sockets; this bodily quirk stems from mental unstableness, an insanity that’s born of inbreeding. It goes to show that the Pict natives in Galway and Cork are of the same race and provenance as the Irish gypsies.
2In most Galway carveries they use the cheapest cuts of meat. If you order the roast beef you’ll probably be given brisket which is one of the cheaper cuts of meat that is streaked through with connective tendons (otherwise known as grizzle). The slackjawed butchers in this part of Ireland, when dressing the meat, don’t remove the inedible bits because it lowers the weight and thus the price. This might play a part in why the Pict’s lower mandibles always hang down around their 5th or 6th ribs: a lifetime chewing cartilage and ligaments would surely exacerbate one’s slackjawedness.
I feel terrible for you, this blog seems to be the calamities that keep happening around you , you poor thing. Just out of interest though would you consider moving away, you obviously don't enjoy it or having to deal with us , you are eventually going to give yourself an ulcer with all this agravation, keep posting in the meantime, you are very entertaining.
ReplyDeletePoor Paddy, upset are we? Hope you didn't smash your monitor in frustration when you came upon this site. That's what you do Paddy when you get frustrated, smash things, isn't it.
ReplyDeleteSeen headline in Daily Mail yesterday, telling of Aussie prostitute who refused to have sex with Paddies. That's a new low, ain't it? Even you thick inbred Paddies are now refused by hookers :-) But, at least, you always have your inbred children to turn to.
Ah don't be like that gerry, I think you are awfully funny, just to let you know , picts are from Scotland, juse in case you didn't know, I wouldn't want you looking foolish in front of everyone.
ReplyDeleteThey were at one time to be found in Scotland. The Scots were lucky, though, because Roman, Saxon, etc, invaders drove them out and over to Ireland.
DeleteHere's a bit of news, you might find it interesting to research: Back in the day (antiquity) the people that populated what is now Scotland were Known as Irish.
Yes, that right, Saxon's, Celt's and other tribes that has settled ancient Britain knew the savages that occupied what is now modern Scotland as Irish. It was the Romans who applied the name Picts to them – Picts or painted ones, they had a propensity to daub different coloured clays all over their bodies.
When they were driven from Scotland they took their pre-Roman name with them. As you're aware, the ancient British tribes already mentioned outlasted the Romans in Britain. And thus it was their appellation of Irish which continued to be applied to the painted savages.
Just imagine if Roman rule had continued until modern times in Britain: today your racial name would still be Picts and Ireland might well be known as Pictland.
Ah gerry, see its not that hard civil , well done you.
ReplyDeleteThe Oirish schooling system didn't do you much good, did it?
DeleteYou should check out the landover baptist church to get some pointers for this blog , it's very funny & they hate just about everyone .hopefully you will take on some of their qualitys like not using the same worn out tired phrases like 'slack jawed ' also put oirish in parentheses,otherwise it looks like you don't know how to spell & makes this blog look very amateurish, which I'm sure it is, but no need to renforce the point.I'm looking forward to you next calamity on the blog .
ReplyDeleteYou say I should have put Oirish in parentheses? If I did – depending on what parentheses I used – it would look like one of these:
Delete1. (Oirish)
2. – Oirish –
3. —Oirish—
Oirish at No 1 above is in what's commonly know as brackets. At No 2 it's enclosed in en dashes. And at No 3 it's in em dashes (American style). All these signs are also known as parentheses. And the word Oirish is know as a parenthesis.
If I were to only use the slang term "Oirish" in parentheses it would look stupid and the reader would find it weird and confusing.
Though I suspect you're confusing quotation marks (which are known as inverted commas) with parentheses. That what you actually meant was that I should have used Oirish as thus: "Oirish".
For you information: If someone coins a new word or new variation of a word it's recommended that its first use should be with quotation marks. I didn't coin the slang word Oirish, so this doesn't apply here.
You might also use quotation marks to denote you're using a word or phrase in an ironic, satirical or special sense – in this instance they are known as "sneer quotes" or "scare quotes" or "shudder quotes".
Oirish has been long used to refer to natives of Ireland, especially the vulgar and peculiar demographic to be found towards the western half of the island. Thus, when I use the work Oirish I don't use it in any of the above mentioned senses. I use it as a de facto adjective to describe the people of Ireland.
As a matter of interest: Mary Ellen Synon, who contributes to the "Oirish" Daily Mail, uses the adjective Oirish quite a lot. And if it's good enough for her to use it without parentheses or inverted commas, then it's good enough for me.
(But, begad and begorrah, did ya see how I used inverted commas – and not parentheses – to denote my satirical use of the slang word Oirish in the prior paragraph.)
You probably don't know what a paragraph is either ... but, fuck me, I haven't the time ... :-)
Oh, and by the way, before attempting to sneeringly criticise anyone’s grammar you should take a look at your own. Ever hear of capital letters when starting a sentence or when using a proper noun? Does your space bar not work? And what about your spell checker, does it not work either?
You are heliarous, did you get a chance to look up the landover baptist church blog? , I think you would appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteI see you haven't fixed your spell checker, space bar or caps lock yet.
DeleteAnyway, you mean Landover Baptist Church? Yeah, I've visited it. It’s amazing that you directed me to it because I came across their post about the discovery of 7 exoplanets. And not knowing what the hell exoplanets were I looked it up: found it was an abbreviation of extrasolar planets (planets that orbit stars other than our Sun).
Well, that’s not so very interesting, you might think. But, funnily, would you believe that I was taking part in a pub quiz and the question came up, “what’s an exoplanet”? Now, I don’t get to answer many questions at pub quizzes, even on the seldom times when I’m sober, but, thanks to you, I remembered what an exoplanet was.
One guy chanced answering that it was a technical term for moons – the idiot! A lady said it was another name for man made satellites – another idiot!
Then it dawned on me that for 2 years I had been part of this team in this pub quiz and that perhaps it was time that I answered my first question. Thus, I leapt wildly from my seat and shouted: it’s a fucking planet that spins around a fucking sun that isn’t in our solar system.
The quiz host said, “hmmmm, no need for profanities … I don’t know if I can accept that answer” He then looked around and asked if a star could legitimately be described as a sun – yet another idiot!
I was just about to roar at him, “you fucking cunt (I still suffer from PTSD from having lived in Galway),” when my team mates chimed in and demanded that my answer be checked on Google. It was, and accepted.
The arsehole quiz host, upset that I was correct, then patronised me by saying I should have used the word orbits instead of spins. From his trouble he got soaked with a nearly full pint of Guinness.
But the net result was that if not for you I would not have been able to answer the question, and if I hadn’t my team wouldn’t have won that particular quiz. So thanks.
No way , I have PTSD from 4 tours in Afghanistan & iraq , do you want to pm me to talk about it?
ReplyDeleteYeah, tell us about it.
ReplyDeleteI was a nurse in a military hospital in bagdad for two tours & in kandahar in Afghanistan.
ReplyDeleteYou have done two tours as a "nurse" in Baghdad in either one or both of the Gulf wars, but yet can't even spell its name? It would be important for a nurse to have a basic competency in grammar – after all, being able to read and write properly is an important aspect of their profession.
ReplyDeletePlus, being able to write and reason beyond the capacity of a child would come naturally to anyone with the intelligence levels needed to be accepted into nurse training colleges anywhere outside of Ireland.
Thus, I can only conclude that you definitely weren't a nurse with the Americans, British or any of the other nationalities that took part in any of the Gulf wars – it's mandatory for nurses in these countries to be educated and have intelligence levels beyond that of dim 7-year-olds.
So, I suppose, the question is Pat, did Ireland send a nursing or medical contingent to any of the Gulf wars or to the conflict in Afghanistan?
No , I was a nurse in the American army , did my training here , but then decided to join the US army ,it was amazing, but you do see some horrible stuff.
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We stayed in a B n B in Galway. I have rarely meet such a rude woman as she who was running the establishment. She clearly thought she was in every way superior to us. I got a 10 minute lecture on how to lock the door and when I sat down, due to boredom, she said "whatever" and walked off. Had I realised this would be the solution, I would have done it 9.5 minutes earlier. She was unable to tell me how many people would be sharing a communal bathroom, maths was too difficult for her. She refused to post a watch left behind, giving multiple excuses about batteries and distance to post office. The story continued on and on, but after posting a review, she apologized and asked me to remove it.
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