St John’s College, Cork, Ireland – Ger Looney and Eleanor Coughlan.

Teachers and managers with no grasp on reality

Ger Looney casts a critical eye over a
cityscape. Pity he wouldn’t do the
same with his mongrel staff.

Eleanor Coughlan – a teacher in this Irish college who is as demented and self-delusional as it’s possible to be without choking on one’s own tongue – helps greatly in keeping this part of Ireland top of the imbecilic league.

A chap signed up in this college for a short computer course and – being unused to Cork at the time – merrily pitched-up on the first day to find that Ms Coughlan was the course’s instructor.

Coughlan (pronounced as "caw-lann" by the native pidgin speakers) is mid to late thirties, provincial spoken and extremely common looking; also has very unsuitable long hair that reaches down to her butt – as regards her butt, it’s more southerly than swallows reach in winter.

Ever notice how some older ladies look really witch-like when they sport long hair. Well Eleanor Coughlan, the inbred Cork or Kerry moron, looked much worse – I think she'd actually scare real witches.

She looked as if she’d just been sucked in through an elephant’s trunk and farted straight out his arse. Like something a caveman would meet 35,000-years-ago when he went home – her appearance might explain why cavemen spent so much time hunting.

Perhaps JCC stands for Jerks
and Coarse Cunts?

And if that wasn’t bad enough she was wearing a belly-top, at least that’s what I’ve heard them being called back in the Seventies. It was off-white, looked as if it had saw millions of washing cycles, and left her unfashionable belly well displayed.

The only effect it had on Mr Would-be-computer-expert was that it enticed him to forego breakfast as he felt the bare, deeply folded, and cellulite-ious belly would force him to regurgitate it all over the classroom.

Ms Coughlan also had many other traits that’s unique to south-west Ireland, one of which is the annoying habit of laughing like a retarded arsehole at absolutely nothing. If she’s asked a question or overhears a comment her first reaction is an imbecilic "haw haw haw".

I think what saves a lot of these types in Cork and Kerry from getting slapped by aggrieved spectators is that they are very obviously mentally deficient. Or to call a spade a spade: they’re fucking inbred backward insane bastards. And most people are programmed not to give any credence to nutters.

A ginger St John's College student who we witnessed
acting like a thuggish monkey in Cork over Xmas.

As if being coarse and thick-as-a-plank wasn't enough Coughlan also had the pernicious trait of aggression. This diminutive inbred mongrel really likes to throw her weight around.

If given a chance the backward little bastard would walk all over you and then, for good measure, urinate on your head. She's a perfect example of the sub-life that's being bred in this hell-hole.

Mr Would-be-computer-expert, against all the odds, abided this inbred piece-of-shit for 8-days, and then brought her down a peg or two.

Coughlan had handed out exercises for the class to work on, and told the pupils that when finished they could be exchanged for others at the rear of the classroom.

When Mr Would-be-computer-expert was finished with his he duly went to the rear and exchanged it for another. Shortly thereafter he heard Ms Coughlan, at the rear of the classroom, get upset and start to rant in a cowardly manner.

He watched and listened to her for a few seconds and when he realised the inbred cunt was upset because of his swapping of papers he asked what her problem was.

Unbelievably the inbred unintelligent cunt was upset because the whole class hadn’t finished with the exercise papers together, and returned them all at the same time; thus her job would be easier as she could return them to storage all at the same time.

Irish politicians, Jackie Healy-Rae and son Michael.
With leadership such as this nothing but
backwardness could be expected in
south-west Ireland.

What also annoyed her was that the completed exercises were getting mixed-up with uncompleted ones. The thick Irish cunt had left the various exercises sitting loosely on a single table; she hadn't the nous to separate them into labeled boxes into which people could return them as appropriate.

And typical of an inbred cunt Coughlan tried to blame others for her self-induced frustration. Mr Would-be-computer-expert was – to say the least – extremely sick of this backward bitch even before she started ranting about the exercise papers.

He thus gave her an earful regarding her provenance and parentage, and cursed the generations of backward slackjawed bastards who bred her and her ilk.

He then exited the classroom which was on the 1st floor and when nearing the bottom of the stairs he again heard the inbred cunt ranting. He looked back up and saw the unstable bastard at the top of the stairs raving like a lunatic – it was then that Mr Would-be-computer-expert realised the little bitch was even madder than he first thought.

He subsequently sent correspondence to the college principal, Mr Ger Looney, relating Ms Coughlan’s insane conduct. What kind of response did this missive elicit?

Answer to above question is none. Mr Ger Looney, the inbred backward Pict bastard, dealt with it through ignorance. He made no response whatsoever; completely ignored the correspondence and a number of subsequent phone calls.

It’s hard to believe that in Western Europe nutters like Ms Coughlan can land jobs teaching in colleges which are run by arrogantly shameless imbecilic bastards like Ger Looney.

That is, of course, if St John’s in Sawmill St, Cork can really be called a college. It’s more akin to being a fun-house for morons that’s being funded by EU taxpayers.

Jackie and son Michael again. Are they and the mob
celebrating something or on their way to
terrorise a young woman who's
reported a rape?

And it proves Ger Looney’s unintelligence and backwardness that he’d see his college, his staff and himself denigrated on a blog rather than deal with a complainant’s correspondence.

The sad thing is that even if Mr Looney did respond he’d probably be unable to contain his backwardness. He’d, no doubt, as is the wont of inbred morons, try to belittle the complainant or arrogantly fob him off. 

And as for Ms Coughlan: the aggressive and backward bitch doesn’t know any better; she has the mentality of a retarded 8-year-old.

She actually wore the same belly-top for the entire 8 days that Mr Would-be-computer-expert spent in her class. That is unless she has two identical belly-tops, both of which have the same degree of off-white after undergoing about six-million washing cycles.

They should be honest in Cork and issue
certificates that hint at the truth.

There is, though, a serious downside to their shameless stupidity; the moronism they’re seemingly so proud of has severe financial repercussions.

Being well acquainted with an employer in a neighbouring European country I’ve seen first-hand how Irish shamelessness and stupidity works against them. This person’s company has a workforce of 85 and recently, due to expansion, they advertised for a further four IT qualified employees.

And with the digital age he got CVs from all over, including Ireland. The CEO knows of my blogs and therefore had no qualms telling me that he completely ignores job applications from large parts of Ireland.

He didn’t simply get out of bed one morning and decide that he’d dislike particular demographics. Rather he has experienced their tribal backwardness; their educational certificates that are as worthless as used toilet paper – as he implied himself: “he put his hand in the fire and got burnt”.

He’d has had his fill of loud-mouthed Paddies showing up and presenting educational qualifications and, within days, proving they don’t merit them – that they couldn’t have possibly earned these qualifications by passing legitimate exams.

When you get to know people like Eleanor Coughlan and Ger Looney you'll find it easier to understand why Irish educational certificates have no more substance than cow-dung.