Mary Corrigan & Sons, 2 Parkview, Victoria Rd, Cork City, Ireland

Their sloth-like slack-jawed intellect bugs everyone and wastes taxpayer's money

Two hard-working ladies?

The “cerebral” Oirish Garda Síochána are always very willing and capable when it comes to investigating wrongdoing; this is demonstrated time-and-again in Cork City by Garda Koalabear's mentally subnormal colleagues who regularly conduct searches on suspiciously acting 7- and 8-year-olds.

When these jerks (sorry, Gardai) see gangs of prepubescents exiting a building at the suspicious hour of 4.00pm they act with all haste.

The signs that signify the building as a school might well be fake; those posing as teachers could be frauds; and the satchels, with all justification, probably contains drugs, firearms, bombs, ICBMs, and accoutrements that's going to be used for rioting1 – and of course the school uniforms are very cunning disguises.

Think about it! Where on this planet are there 7- and 8-year-old children who aren't up to no good, i.e. planning drug deals and rapes, organising bank robberies and partaking in the destruction of society – it’s a myth that these little-devils confine themselves to stealing apples and sweets, or nicking a pound or two of their dads.

The Cork Garda who excel in conducting these searches are usually seriously repressed lesbians who all seem about 4' 8'' tall and have a rabid foaming-at-the-mouth backwardness – nothing personal against their jack-rabbit stature, it’s their sloth-like slack-jawed intellect that bugs me.

Manuela Riedo who was raped and murdered in Ireland.

But they’re on-the-ball when it comes to Cork’s prepubescent Mafia; they get enormous pleasure from searching through their pockets and throwing their school books in the street. Is there anything safer for a cowardly harassing-thug than to search and bully kids on their way home from school?

It’s perhaps why an inbred Oirish mongrel could rape and kill Swiss student Manuela Riedo (pictured right) just six-months after brutally raping a French youth. Was this Swiss child raped and killed because the imbecilic Oirish police were too occupied with (harassing) pre-teen school children?

After an outcry from parents2 the Garda Síochána were forced to backtrack, and the repressed lesbians had to put their bullying on hold. Now they’re probably very upset because these tiny criminals (disgusting little fiends) are allowed to leave pseudo schools carrying satchels with god-knows-what inside.

And how will these half-witted Oirish scum (Garda Síochána) live without having someone vulnerable to push-around? Very unhappily no doubt.

The half-wits shouldn't worry: If these fine upstanding members of An Garda Síochána are currently at a loose-end then they could busy themselves investigating Mary Corrigan and sons who own a property at 2 Parkview, Victoria Rd, Cork City.

Corrigan's Cork City property.

This house is divided into bedsits which are rented to people in receipt of rent-allowance. And through this (rent-allowance) they have stolen a large sum of money from the Health Service Executive3 (HSE). Ms Corrigan criminally misrepresents (to the HSE) the bedsits as one-bedroomed flats, and, of course, the latter command much higher rents than the former. One bedsit misrepresented as a one-bedroomed flat would attain, say, an extra €50 per week. Over 10 years this would illicitly accumulate €26,000 for the Corrigan family.

And this is just the estimated figures for one of Ms Corrigan and son’s bedsits – and just one family in Cork City who might be conducting this type of fraud.

Mary Corrigan and sons have been defrauding the HSE in this way for eons and have probably accumulated many thousands of euros by now. During the Noughties, when rental properties in Oirland was as scarce as hot buns at a penguin’s wedding, Mary&Son’s coffers would have been overflowing – a nice little earner as Arthur Daly would say.

Why on earth, you might ask, don’t the HSE appraise properties before paying rent to the landlord? Perhaps Mary Corrigan and sons are generous with the many thousands of pounds they have fraudulently acquired over the years – at this stage it probably runs to well over 6 figures.

Pointers for the repressed ones (and Mr Koalabear) on how to begin an investigation:

The HSE's records will show the rental amounts paid and the type of property paid for; a quick look at the premises will show bedsits instead of one-bedroomed flats – as well as the usual assortment of slack-jawed urine smelling Cork lodgers. And Mary Corrigan and sons – being typical ignoramus inbred Cork mongrels – will surely, albeit inadvertently, admit their guilt.

Mary Corrigan and her imbecilic husband, just like the majority of Cork families, have bred imbeciles that couldn't hold candles to gibbons; that in itself shouldn't go unpunish— Fuck … I digress.

But will these gobshites (Corrigans) be brought to justice for fleecing the public purse? Very doubtful because Cork’s in an area where the standard parents beget offspring with the intellectuality and intelligence of codeine infused chimpanzees. Inbreeding occurs here with a cats-drinking-milk regularity which gives rise to high numbers of abnormal, mongrelised, slack-jawed offspring.

And in Oireland (alarmingly) these backward subnormal sprogs have no difficulty in becoming police officers, nurses, pharmacists and such like – as is commonly known, no one does backwardness quite like the Oirish.

Thus the Garda Síochána probably won’t be bothered investigating this shocking theft by, what they’d view as, an outstandingly elite Cork City family. Another thing that goes against these kinds of people being brought to justice in Ireland is the public money that’s been stolen is not Oirish public money.

No, indeed it’s not, it’s German, French, Dutch, and English taxpayers who foot-the-bill when Oirish slack-jaws (like Mary&Sons) steal thousands from the Oirish Health Service.

The Oirish response to this theft would likely be: “Begob and begorrah, it’s nothing out of our pockets, and aren't this lovely Cork family spending it in Cork. Sure at the end of the day we all get a piece of the pie.”

______________________________________________________ 1 I kid you not: the Garda Síochána (Oirish Police), looking for ways to assert their authority (read: find someone to bully), searched and harassed kids on their way home from school. Alarming that witless moronic bullies, who’ll harass school kids, can get accepted into the Oirish Police force –  but that’s the Paddies and the way things are done in Ireland; very few people would expect anything less. These children have no connection whatsoever to criminals, drug dealers or gangs: the “cerebral” Gardai (police) – arseholes with the acumen of doped donkeys – simply acted like the inbred bullies that they are. Nothing like bullying school kids; nice and safe too as these youths wouldn't have the nous to make complaint, plus the transgressors would be in no danger of getting a slap in the mouth.

2 Parents and guardians had to phone, on a number of occasions, an Oirish radio talk show in order to get the Garda to stop harassing their children.

3 The HSE (which is the Irish Health Service) is the government body charged with assessing rent-allowance applicants, proposed rental properties, and deciding if dishing-out European taxpayer's money is justified.