University College Cork.

Coarseness doesn’t begin to describe
what you’ll see around UCC.

Lately I’ve seen some research data¹ which suggests that the graduates from University College Cork (UCC) are among the most intelligently deficient alumni to stride forth from any European or North American University – Limerick University isn’t very far behind it.

Just one of many infamous incidents that led to the commissioning of this research was an Irish University graduate who, while attempting a pre-interview assessment test, couldn’t follow simple instructions which was written in basic English – I’ve seen the text he couldn’t define and non-Irish 10-years-olds can follow more complicated stuff when setting up new computer games.

UCC graduate gets some rest
before his interview.

A very interesting result of the research was where a large number of the student’s writings were analysed for grammar and spelling mistakes². The grammar was atrocious; it seems even 3^rd and 4^th year Irish University students still write in the same mode as they speak.

But it was their spelling that was a shocker: 10- to 12-year-olds in the United Kingdom that were assessed on the same range of words the Irish misspelt scored just 2 per-cent lower. What’s really important about the UK kids is that they were tested from memory alone. The Irish University students would have been using word processors and the accompanying spell checkers (were they too lazy or thick to utilise the spell checkers?) so a true comparison would put the UK children way ahead.

UCC alumni get down to work.

The researchers have alluded to me that University College Cork is red-flagged by a vast array of employers (in particular the one who instigated the research) in Western Europe; you might as well include nude photos of yourself with your CV as tell a prospective employer that UCC was your alma mater. 

It was also pointed out to me that UCC is being highlighted by publications that play an advisory role to parents of prospective students (especially eastern European parents who might be looking to western Europe to educate their sons and daughters³).

Spud-head Cork man attempts
create more slackjaws.

As for the type of inane backward bastards who can qualify as nurses in UCC: not only will the mentally retarded be found nursing in University Hospital Cork but the downright insane as well. The amount of half-witted ineducable morons that can be found working in hospitals across Ireland (especially the south-west and west) will stun any normal person – it's no wonder the British, who are seriously short of nurses, go to Greece, Portugal, Philippines and Spain in order to recruit them. 

It shows the complete uselessness of the European Union that they don't take legal action to force the stupid Irish to sort this atrocious bullshit out.   

Because the research was commissioned privately I’m not at liberty to reveal my sources or provide links that would substantiate what I say. What will, though, give credence to the deplorable state of Irish education is the fact that executives of two different international companies who operate in Ireland voiced publicly their concerns about Irish graduates being totally unfit for purpose.

If you wanted to see first-hand what the students in University College Cork are like then their insane coarseness in on display 24/7 on the streets and in the pubs of Cork city – to say nothing of the coarse-as-monkeys alumni you’ll meet in businesses and in offices in south-west Ireland.

Cork Education and Training Board

John Fitzgibbons

Elaine Looney

Kay Long , Elaine Looney

Deirdre O’Sullivan

Helen Ryan

St John’s College

Ian Spillane

I’ve witnessed the UCC students on numerous occasions in the pubs and streets around their campus. They’re ignorant and ill-begotten little bastards who have no more intelligence or manners than wild sows. Two things that will strike you about them is how atrociously coarse they are, and the high number of them that suffer from this affliction.

The Irish way of dealing with these empty-headed tasteless bastards is to grade-inflate them by astronomical percents. It's something, though, that has already come back and bitten them on the arse, and the bites are going to get more frequent from now on.

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1}It was research which was commissioned by a large company that was perplexed by the high number of Irish applicants who, in assessment tests and on probationary employment, showed themselves to be completely incapable of operating or working to the standard claimed by their University qualification. Time is money to a trans-world multi-billion dollar company; they don’t want to be wasting it weeding out grade-inflated thickos from a failed state.

²Oirish Universities should take a look at their cyber security. It seems a kid on a 1970’s calculator might even be able to hack into their systems.

³If you have a particularly dumb son or daughter Ireland is the place where you’ll be assured of them getting a University Degree. But be aware: Outside Ireland this degree will be viewed as being as good-for-nothing as used toilet paper.