Wednesday 7 May 2014

Helen Ryan, Cork College of Commerce, Cork, Ireland.

Ignoramus college principal brazenly posts student’s letter of complaint online
Helen Ryan who's proved herself
to be an uncouth and ignorant Irish bitch.
To try and gauge how low the backward bastards in south-west Ireland can go is quite impossible. After getting to know the Corkonian or Kerry natives you’ll realise that their mongrelism knows hardly any bounds; and very soon be aware that the shaft of stupidity they’re constantly descending has no lower limit – that the pit of moronism that they daily funnel into is bottomless.
Take a look at the image of Cork College of Commerce (CCoC) principal Helen Ryan (pictured right) and you’ll assume you’re looking at someone with, at least, mediocre levels of intelligence and morality.
Walking on a city street she’d emit a hint of intellectuality that might lead you to believe she’d have produced some sprogs who’ll be advantageous to human society1.
Ian Spillane, a CCoC teacher who
posted vile comments about students online and who's being
protected by Helen Ryan.
Thus I too – disregarding the high numbers of coarse and uneducated teachers and staff that’s in her charge – gave Ms Ryan the benefit of the doubt. I’m a fair man, I realise that if you decide to live somewhere along the Amazon with stone-age tribesmen you’ll have to become accustomed to bows-and-arrows and using clubs; that the big guy who’s better than you with a spear might well relieve you of your wife and hut – when in Rome you’ll do as the Romans do.
To staff a college or any school in this part of Ireland you’ll simply have to employ high numbers of unintelligent and coarse ignoramuses – there’s no choice because it’s this type who make up most of the population.
I assumed that Ryan would have been diplomatically negotiating these imbeciles into submission and working towards the improvement and betterment of this backward society.
But I now know that Ms Ryan is imbued with a typically backward Irish psychology and cowardliness; instead of facing down the numerous arseholes on the staff of this college she has taken up the cudgels on their behalf. That she’s a backward bitch who’s every bit as lowbrow as the worst piece-of-shit under her authority.
I had often wondered why the mongrelised staff in this college could get away with their imbecility and aggression for so long – I had assumed it was accepted due to the student’s general dumbness. While there’s no doubt that dumbness plays a part I have discovered that there’s also another reason.

Can it be believed that Helen Ryan – the fatuous bitch who had a student’s complaint posted all over the internet – is a former teacher of psychology? As I’ve already said, every time you think Ireland’s backwardness has reached its nadir they prove you wrong. It begs the question, has Ireland’s grade inflation gone even lower than dog shit?
Helen Ryan and her cronies in CCoC have devised an uniquely Irish way of ensuring that complaints about staff remain nonexistent.
This is Ian Spillane in his “make children feel secure mode”. And to think that Ms Gombeen Ryan leaves no stone unturned in protecting him and others.

As is the norm Ryan insists that all complaints are made in writing; this works in favour of her many thuggish underlings because the majority of this college’s students have neither the cerebral ability nor guts to actually make a complaint2.
But for those annoying few who are capable and unafraid of complaining she has an ace up her sleeve.
Complaints about staff in this college that have been personally addressed to Helen Ryan are currently doing the rounds of social networking sites and blogs. One in particular, that I’ve viewed online, was in hard-copy and addressed to her. In it she was informed about the atrocious conduct of one of her teachers3.
Helen Ryan dealt with this complaint by scanning the hard-copy letter into a computer and, with the help of CCoC staff, uploaded it onto various blogs and social media websites.
By doing this Ryan has surpassed even the most vilest piece-of-shit that’s to be found on the staff of this backward Irish college – she has proved herself to be every bit as lowbrow and shameless as the many inbred cunts who make up Cork’s population.
How many complaints have you done this with Ms Ryan? I invite you to explain yourself, that’s if you have the guts. Show yourself to be a little better that those bastards you're protecting, leave a comment, offer an excuse.
It’s an effective barrier against uppity students who might muddy the still waters of abuse and incompetence that saturates this inbred and backward Irish educational facility.
Paraphrasing Punch Magazine’s depiction of
Ireland’s inherent backwardness.
Cork is a small area – it’s basically nothing more than a large town – where everyone knows their neighbour’s business; so if anyone complains about a teacher in this college very soon they might have to deal with an irate and irascible cousin who lives next door. 
Or perhaps some evening be confronted by a hoard of slackjawed gibbering relations who’ll want to use their fists and boots to attain vengeance – nowhere else churns out unstable irrational imbeciles like south-west Ireland; some people view taking verbal abuse from a thuggish imbecilic teacher in CCoC as being better than getting a beating on the streets.
The net result is that, under Helen Ryan’s tutelage, the imbecilic, aggressive and backward teachers, who make up most of this college’s staff, know they can conduct themselves like frenzied apes without any fear of reproval or censure.
Can you imagine the principle of a German, French or Dutch college (or anywhere else in the world) publically posting online a student's complaint about one of his/her staff?

Examples of the backward unintelligent inbred bastards Helen Ryan protects:

Ian Spillane who posted sexually obscene comments on Twitter’s micro-blog website.
Elaine Looney4 who’s mentally unstable and thick-as-a-plank.
Deirdre O’Sullivan who has all the hallmarks of a village idiot and, in common with south-west Ireland, gets very annoyed when questioned on something she has no knowledge of – similar to her colleague Nick O’Callaghan she’s in a state of annoyance nearly all the time.
Nick O’Callaghan another typically incompetent inbred Irish moron; he also gets aggressive and violent when asked something he’s unable to answer – he thus gets aggressive and violent quite a lot.
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1Perhaps she might have produced somewhat normal sprogs but as the adage says “kicky horse begets kicky foal”.
2Deirdre O’Sullivan, who is just one of Ryan’s half-witted teachers, once made a sneery statement about some students spending their days walking around Cork City rather than going to class. She described how their parents, when they had been told their sprogs weren’t attending class, were very annoyed and upset that the fees they had paid were being wasted. The truth of this is that some of these students were probably brighter than the pricks who were supposed to teach them and went truant through frustration. And others would have stayed absent because of the vile abuse they were subjected to – as I’ve pointed out above, making complaint in south-west Ireland brings pernicious results.  
3I won’t reproduce it here as I’ll respect the complainants privacy and will not aid and abet the thuggish Ryan’s stamping all over this person’s human right to confidentiality.
4Ms Looney hasn’t even the reading abilities of an average 13-year-old; I’ve seen her unable to read a nine-character numeral. It was in relation to the number of results a particular entry into a search engine produced, e.g. 541, 365, 524. Is this middle aged Irish teacher thick or what?

18 comments:

  1. The bear is blue and he's coming for you.

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    1. You weren't long in spotting this post Paddy Moron. But then so have a lot of others; 15, 246 views in just under two hours which keeps your type’s mongrelism top of search engine’s results.
      By the way, have you given up on the intellectual pursuits, are you not going to forward any more fatuous arguments on behalf of Ian Spillane and CCoC? I’m elated with the attempts you’ve already made. I’d enjoy if you’d supply some more.

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  2. The Cycle Tears are coming too. Published more details just for you.
    Jessie O’Feely is Google’s wait!

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    1. Do you have any clue as to how stupid and insane you actually are? Helen Ryan is a psychologist (even to type that is funny) perhaps she might help you. Just knock on her door and she'll entertain you to a nice friendly chat.

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  3. What colour is your Tears now Jessie? It is going red?

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    1. Having another mental breakdown, are we? Things not working out as planned?

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  4. Blackdwarf, My family and I are united in agreeing with the theme of your blog, except your turn of phrases which are too colorful.
    My wife, daughter and I, who are from Holland, lived in Cork city for 3 months in 2007. Our daughter who was 18 years old at the time attended this college for 4 weeks. AT that time teaching methods were nonexistent because tutors my daughter learned from were incapable. I, having inquiries there, found the teller to be psychiatric and insulting. Dope describes many of them. When we travelled to Ireland we sought slow pace of life and expected a different culture. What we got was deranged and disturbed.

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    1. I think that "cunts" describes them way better than “deranged and disturbed”. I believe that strong criticism might get results and it's hard to be strong in the written word without the odd oath.

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    2. First person from the Netherlands I've met to get the name of the country wrong.

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    3. Typical Paddy, you put 2+2 together and get 1, 3, 7 or 8; in fact you’ll get anything but 4.

      Below in brackets is quoted verbatim from Wikipedia:
      [Holland is a region and former province located on the western coast of the Netherlands. The name Holland is also frequently used as a pars pro toto to refer to the whole of the country of the Netherlands. This usage is generally accepted, but some individuals, particularly from the other parts of the Netherlands, dislike the use of "Holland" as a substitute for "the Netherlands".]

      Isn’t it quite possible you could read this paragraph repeatedly for a fortnight and still not get it.

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  5. Aren't you dead yet?

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  6. Aren't you dead yet?

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    1. said a very surprised Judas on that first Easter Monday when a carefree and unperturbed Jesus casually strolled in.

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  7. ha ha ha you are making up comments from users pretending to agree with you. Just when I thought you couldnt be any sadder.....

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  8. and I know you wont approve the comment as you are a sad sad man

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    1. Says a lot about Ireland and Cork that all these loony comments are coming from a person who has access to Cork College of Commerce archives.

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    2. Blue Bear has access to all archives. Especially FÁS. Blue Bear is coming and he's coming for you.

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  9. You should write a letter of complaint to your mother.

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