Thursday 27 February 2014

Webworkhouse, Winthrop Street, Cork City, Ireland

Swivel-eyed nutcases who snarl and be liable to scratch and bite

Healy-Rae family – Cork and south-west Ireland’s political dynasty, and absolute darlings of such businesses as the Webworkhouse.
On reception in Webworkhouse there was a disgusting halfwit whose eyes were swiveling around like balls in a lotto drum. This slack-jawed bastard was sat there with his face twitching like a complete loon while staring point-blank at a computer monitor.
He had obviously come across something that required his undivided attention, perhaps a cat someone had dyed a multiple of colours? Trying to make an enquiry of this inbred bastard was on a par with attempting to tickle a feeding hyena’s belly.
He got annoyed at being disturbed and reacted by snapping at the enquirer. This inbred Irish cunt wanted a job where he’d have access to computers, and of course the wages. He didn’t want, though, to have to do anything that might bring on stress, and in order to achieve this he’d insult customers until they’d leave. Undoubtedly his cerebral capacity was equal to, or maybe lower than, a brain damaged gibbon.
Another employee that was strutting around the floor like a peacock left onlookers in no doubt that he was yet another slack-jawed idiot who clearly viewed himself as being in the same league as Bill Gates. He was wearing a suit that was three-times too small, and strutting like a bantam cock in a farmyard of hens.
This inbred mongrel, in his extremely tight cheap suit, was absolutely dripping arrogance – definitely the type of arsehole you’d love to bump into in international waters.
And this is a quote from the Webworkhouse’s (arsehole’s) website: “Here at the Webworkhouse, we strive to be an internet centre of excellence, a place where our customers can come and enjoy super-fast access in a secure and comfortable working environment.”
Wow, and fucking wow again … this claim doesn’t tally at all with the pair of mongrel bastards that I encountered on my one and only visit to this business. The only thing they do with excellence in Cork is bullshit, stupidity, mongrelism and insanity.
They are disgusting bastards to allow people who enter their premises to be insulted and abused by two inbred and mentally unstable morons.
The backward cunts wouldn’t even clean-up the front of their premises.
People might wonder how anyone with a customer reliant business could employ such a pair of arseholes. The answer to this lies in the provincial Irish community that this business is based in, south-west Ireland.
In comparison to the average European the south-west Irish natives are in the monkey league. Here you'll find a clique of inbred mentally subnormal people who are genetically programmed to stick together.
So the intellectually subnormal people who own and run Webworkhouse are simply employing the type of mongrel they feel relaxed with – like birds of a feather flock together.
And in this backward inbred Irish communitywhich is being financed by the European taxpayer and where the average denizen knows nothing else except mongrelism – the Webworkhouse can manage to make enough money to pay the bills, their unstable employees, and make shameless Irish-type boasts on their website.
When the financial handouts from Europe eventually stop, as they are bound to, the backward inbred bastards who own and work in places like Webworkhouse (it’s even an arsehole name, isn’t it?) will get a very severe wake-up call.
Before these backward bastards lie about “excellence” and “comfort” on their website perhaps they should paint or, at least, clean up their premises’ façade; to say nothing of what they should do about the type of backward bastards they have employed.

2 comments:

  1. Ah, I see you have had it as well. I've seen that sulky, lazy and idiotic type quite a lot while on holiday in this area. Once was enough to waste holiday time there, never again. The louts in question, it's as if they're rewarded for being unhelpful and insulting, hardly get served in a pub, literally have it thrown at you. Then the short change, always and ever trying to overcharge, and they get loudly annoyed when it's pointed out. They'll then refuse to serve you afterwards. You mention Neanderthals a lot, I think you're right, these pre-humans haven't died out they've just moved over there.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hilarious Jessie!!! Commenting on your own posts now!! Brave man when you're biding your time and screwing and driving a keyboard. I hope you’re not intending trotting around the streets of Cork again because take note of the competent way the Fada Shitochana handled the madman who rammed around with the 4-wheel-drive. We're something else.

      Delete