Wednesday 10 April 2013

UNICEF FOOLED BY CORK CITY MORONISM?

"Yeah begorrah, we'll give all our idiots €300 a week and pretend they're in education"

Ireland needs a three of four
before its zero.

We’re inclined to believe without question statistics that result from surveys and studies: particularly when the survey or study has been conducted by an organisation such as the United Nations.  

It’s find it interesting that a United Nations survey has placed Ireland in 10th place on a league table relating to the well-being of children in developed countries.

My experience tells me that such surveys/studies should always be taken with a large dose-of-salt.

This study by UNICEF’s Office of Research related to five areas of children’s lives: education, health and safety, material well-being, behaviour and risks, and housing and environment.

Considering that education is on this list it should be asked: How big a part did the number of Irish youths who are in education play in Ireland's attaining of 10th position?

Having had personal experience of pupils and staff in three Irish Educational Institutes, I can state that even though a lot of Irish 15 to 19-year-olds are in some form of education they’re learning absolutely nothing, nor are they being trained in anything useful.

And it’s not just because some of these are especially dumb and others mentally-retarded — dumbness and insanity is indeed a big factor – but just as pertinent is the utterly disgraceful teaching staff and management (grade-inflated principals and such like).

I have witnessed and met thick-as-plank pupils who could hardly be taught how to use a sweepingbrush.  But more disgusting is the large number of Irish “teachers” I’ve come across who wouldn’t be hired to clean floors in other European schools.

Some ladies and gentlemen who teach in an Irish college (Cork College of Commerce) are a mixture of the insane and severely stupid. One, whose name is Elaine Looney, is not only unbelievably coarse but also mad (no exaggeration, this person has severe mental-health issues).

There’s Deirdre O’Sullivan who’s as dumb as an ox. A filthy mongrel called Ian Spillane who if seen near a children’s playground in any normal society would cause parents great concern, and his colleague Nick O’Callaghan who’s nothing more than a half-witted moron.

Then we have the pieces-of-shit who teach in another Irish training centre known as SOLAS which is located in Bishopstown, Cork City.

You’d have to actually meet the staff and pupils in this place as it’s impossible to convey in words how atrociously moronic they are – thinking of how stupidly drunk monkeys might act gives an indication. As thick, dumb and moronic as it’s possible to be: appallingly stupid.

The students and the teachers that's to be found in SOLAS, well ... it’s extremely hard to call some of these backward fuckers human let alone teachers and students. For instance, a teacher here named Kennedy stated to his class that "hyphens are completely without use" – he actually instructed his pupils that hyphens "have no use whatsoever and should be ignored".

I’ve seen pupils  attending courses in this place that were badly mentally retarded; a type of idiot who’d spend 10 minutes pulling at a door before he/she would figure out that it needs to be pushed; the kind who'd be wearing nappies to bed until they're 10 or 12-years-old.

I sat in an Irish living room one evening and watched as an Irish mother put a nappy on her abnormally dim-witted 9-year-old son; what I found really out-of-the-ordinary about this was that the child was not considered sub-normal by either his parents or the local community. He's just one of many that's to be found in this republic, especially in the south-west.

Even John Fitzgibbons who's involved in managing colleges in this Irish city is sickeningly stupid beyond belief. I have made comment in other posts about these people not being able to wipe their own butts without getting crap up to their shoulder blades: believe me when I say I’m not very much exaggerating.

If you resurrected Mark Twain and Charles Dickens, dosed both with copious amounts of amphetamine and locked them in a dungeon, they still wouldn’t be able to dream-up the type of hideously stupid bastard who’s to be found in this part of Ireland – I-kid-you-not they're absolute fucking nutters.

Teaching or training these ingrates to do anything other than use a pick and shovel ... I think you'd have as much success training a troop of chimpanzees to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony. The facts are: In the two educational centres mentioned above you have many nutty imbeciles being taught by laughably dumb and sometimes deranged teachers.

And it's alarming that UNICEF would have partly selected Ireland’s position on this league table based on the number of Irish youths who are in education. Using that criteria you could as well claim that every insect that alights on a flower makes honey.

It's disgusting to see well governed countries being wrongly placed below Ireland on this table. The United Nations are misinforming people and need to upgrade the criteria when conducting and analysing surveys.

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    1. Is this like One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Do you think that perhaps you might be just a tad loony?

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